This is so not funny...no, it is...wait...no it's not

Short post tonight. I'm working on a PT post but it's not done. 

Tonight's topic is related to my ever expanding chest and the lack of feeling after surgery. I have a real fear that I'm going to injure myself if I'm not careful. I was flat chested for almost 2 years so I'm still getting used to the expander foobs.

This image keeps bouncing around in my head. 

Welcome to my world.